Happy New Year

Here are a few highlights (and lowlights) of last Saturday's New Years Eve fiesta:

Me: "So, don't you have to be...uhhhh... black to smoke Swisher Sweets?"
Adam and Kirk: "No."




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1. Where is Adam's left hand? and 2. Does that hand have anything to do with her vexed expression?




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"Hello ladies, my name is Kirk. I'm from Dallas, I enjoy talking on the phone, long walks on the-- huh? my left hand!? bottle? what bottle?!? no!! Uhh, I mean-- what had happened was..."



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Shanan: (mumbling) "I thought you said he would go away if we ignored him."
Abby: "Shhhh! I know. Don't breathe... and don't make eye contact with him!"

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If only I had hair like 'AdRock' Greer,
most of my problems would just disappear...
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Is she
A. a Mavs dancer
B. re-enacting her high school cheerleading glory days
C. showing us the moves that got her into the third round of "Dancing With The Stars"
D. celebrating the fact that Paul just left the party

HAPPY NEW YEAR!