How To Lose Friends and Alienate People
Follow these three easy steps:
1. While observing the time-honored traditions of St. Patrick's Day, such as drinking beer and taking shots of Irish whiskey.... turn up your nose, extend your pinky, and sip on a glass of wine.
2. After you finally (after hours of belittling and name-calling) agree to guzzle some Irish whiskey, act as if you have just swallowed a glass of elephant urine.
3. You're annoying, and everybody now hates you.
posted by Paul G @ 11:18 AM
9 comments
9 Comments:
Number three should go like this:
3).Sit on sofa and cross your legs like the wine-drinking sissy you really are.
Then you can continue with your number three which should, in actuality be number 4.
fag
Damn Jenni... you're so right it hurts.
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I waited what it seems like 100 years for this???? I was wanting to see pictures of "iheartbacon". I'm going to Jenni's blog.
Paul,
Lets see some pics of "iheartbacon"........they talk alot.......they must have alot.............
PG, you're forgetting to mention step 4: Puke on in your friends dining room, and ensure that you leave a trail of tummy-discard to the back door, up the door, inside the door jamb, out the porch and to the lawn (where only about 5% of the yack remained).
Dear anonymous,
I have no idea what you are talking about.
End of story.
-pg
I waited weeks for these pictures??? What happened to, "Spring Break pictures coming soon."???? I thought I was gonna get to see Paul G in a thong, oiled up on the beach in South Padre!! I'm sooooo upset!
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