Mom Will Be So Proud!

Wow! My younger sister's fledgling modeling career has finally hit its stride!

I grudgingly acknowledge that I may have a reputation for being somewhat of a BS'er, and some might consider everything I say to be a complete fabrication (or just an outright lie), and you may dismiss my ramblings as those of a man whose misplaced brain has not functioned properly since I befriended the girl down the hall who hooks me up with the Valium and painkillers and antidepressants (I love you, Unethical-Pharmacist-Neighbor-Chick!!), but this time I am being completely honest: My sis is officially a model!

She's been trying to break into the industry ever since moving to Dallas in 2001. Though beset by frustration after frustration (except for the occasional "non-resume" photo shoots, such as the Mesquite Chamber of Commerce's "Girls of Town East Mall 2003", or the North Texas Tollway Authority's "Booth Babes" ad campaign, or her regular appearances--waving goodbye during the closing credits--on WFAA's La Vida), she never gave up on her lifelong dream to be a fashion model.

I understand that by revealing so much of her personal information here, I may be inviting a rush of stalkers and ne'er-do-wells and sycophants to make their unsavory presence felt in her life... But gosh, Rebekah, I just can't help it! We're all so pleased with you!

So, it gives me great pleasure to announce to everyone (all 4 of my regular readers, at least...) that she was recently hired to work for Ann Taylor!!
And not Ann Taylor "Loft", mind you, I'm talking about the real Ann Taylor. The expensive stuff!

If you have time to search their whole website, you can look for her here.

If not, here's her first-ever shot! Enjoy: