Complaining Like an Old Man

Maybe I'm just getting old and grumpy:

• Weather-wise, last night was very pleasant. So I headed out to sit on a patio and have some dinner. My friend and I noticed a football game on TV, through the window of the restaurant... "Who's playing?" my friend asked. "It looks like the Indianapolis Colts against some team who wears all-black, but I don't know who they are," I answered. I racked my brain trying to figure out which NFL team wears all-black... The MAN in me forced me to go inside to answer this riddle. Upon closer inspection, I learned that the team in all-black was the Baltimore Ravens. Who?? you ask... Well, the old Cleveland Browns relocated to Baltimore in 1996 and became the Ravens. The city of Baltimore got this team to replace their old Baltimore Colts, who had relocated to Indianapolis in 1984... So as it turns out, the Indianapolis Colts were actually playing with themselves -- which I don't think should be televised.